Mot: . I still have so many unanswered questions
I’m getting older, and it’s just hit me—I still have so many unanswered questions! Like, who *did* let the dogs out? Where’s the beef? How do you get to Sesame Street?
Why doesn’t Dora just use Google Maps? And why on earth do eggs come in a flimsy carton, but batteries are locked up in packaging tougher than Fort Knox?
Oh, and why can’t women put on mascara without their mouth hanging open? Why is the word “abbreviated” so long? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavors, but dish soap has real lemons? Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
And why do we “put our two cents in,” but it’s only a “penny for your thoughts”—who’s getting that extra penny?
Also, why do “The Alphabet Song” and “Twinkle Twinkle Little Star” have the same tune? Why did you just sing both to check? And seriously, what *is* Victoria’s secret?
Now, before you think I’m a genius, I should admit—I got this from a friend, who borrowed it from her brother’s girlfriend’s uncle’s cousin’s baby’s momma’s doctor, who lives next door to my old classmate’s mailman. Your turn to pass it on! Peace! (Credit to the original mastermind!)
Mot: . Oh My
Mot: . Ya Knows – I Might – just Might Need it … but ~~~~
Mot: Earl is a fast learner
Mot: .. Been There – Done That!! —need something sweet
