Sunday Night “Humor While We Wait” 4-21-2024
Mot: … ooooooh – oooooh -oooooh deeeeer! – ((( Uve beeeeeen Warneded )))
Olaf the Norseman is shopping at a supermarket when he comes across an old lady in a wheelchair, almost in tears.
“What’s the matter?” asks Olaf.
“Oh,” sobs the old lady. “I want to have a look at the frozen puddings but, as you can see, there are three steps down into the chiller cabinets.”
“No problem,” says Olaf, lifting her onto his back. “I’ll take you.”
Olaf strolls through the chiller cabinets with the old lady on his back. She selects several puddings and puts them in the basket he is carrying for her.
At the other end the old lady’s husband is waiting with her wheelchair.
“I’d really like to thank you,” says the old lady as Olaf sets her back down in the chair, “but I don’t even know who you are!”
Olaf just waves and walks off.
“I was really worried about you,” says the old lady’s husband. “What have you been doing?”
She replies, “Well, I’ve been through the desserts on a Norse with no name.”
Mot: And asked, “Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?”
At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 9-year-old baseball players aside
And asked, “Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?”
“Yes, coach”, replied the little boy. “
Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose together as a team?”
The little boy nodded in the affirmative.
“So,” the coach continued, “I’m sure you know, when an out is called, you shouldn’t argue,
curse the umpire or call him an ashole. Do you understand all that?”
Once more, the small boy nodded in agreement.
The coach continued, “And when I take you out of the game so that another boy gets a chance to play,
it’s not a dumb-ass decision or that the coach is a shoothead is it?”
“No, coach.”
“Good”, said the coach. “Now go over there and explain all that to your grandmother.”
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Mot: Continues to simply Amaze me the important Facts of Life You find on the Net….
Mot: .. and Yet Another “”Time Saving Tip”” frum ole Mot!!
Mot: . This is Only theoretical … Just Hasnt happened Yet!!!