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Those Questions No One Can Answer


Why does rain drop and snow falls?


What disease did cured ham have?


What’s the difference between unique and very unique?


We put in our two cents, but only get a penny for our thoughts. Who gets the extra penny?


When do you become important enough to be considered assassinated and not just murdered?


Can you cry under water?


Who decided that a round pizza should be put in a square box?


Why did we put a man on the moon before we realized it would be a good idea to make luggage with wheels?


Why are actors IN movies but ON television?


Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast?


Why does grass grow where you do not want it and not grow where you do?


Why do we say we slept like a baby when they wake up every two hours?


Why do we pay to get to the top of tall buildings, then pay to use binoculars to look at things on the ground?


If a deaf person goes to court, do they still call it a hearing?


What is a Japanese maple tree called in Japan?


We say, “It’s Greek to me.” What do the Greeks say?


If we don’t care that Jimmy cracked corn, why do we still sing about it?


Why does Goofy stand upright and Pluto stands on all four feet? They’re both dogs.


Why does “Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star” and “The Alphabet Song” have the same tune?


On Gilligan’s Island, the professor could make a radio out of a coconut. Why couldn’t he fix the hole in the boat?


If Wile E. Coyote has enough money to buy all that stuff from ACME, why doesn’t he just buy himself dinner?


Why does a dog get mad at you if you blow in his face, but then stick his head out the window when you take him for a car ride?


Why do they call it a rest room when you’re not there to rest?


Why do they call it a tooth brush and not a teeth brush?


Why is it a flock of birds but a gaggle of geese?


Why do the call a rabbits foot lucky? not lucky for the rabbit and he had 4.




A Good Deed


A man tries to enter heaven but there are some criteria to be met before entry is allowed. St. Peter asked several questions. Was he religious in life? Did he attend church? Was he generous? Did he give money to the poor, to charities? Did he do any good deeds? Did he help his neighbor?


The man answered each question, “No”.


Exasperated, St. Peter says, “Look, everybody does something nice sometime. Now think!”


The man says, “I came out of a store and found a little old lady surrounded by a dozen Hell’s Angels. They had taken her purse and were shoving her, taunting and abusing her. I got so mad I threw my bags down, fought my way through the crowd and got her purse back.


I helped her to her feet. Then I went up to the biggest, meanest biker and told him how despicable, cowardly and mean he was and then I spit in his face.”


“Wow, said St. Peter, “That’s impressive. When did this happen?”


“Oh, about ten minutes ago”




Mot:  … More Insight into the Marital Thingy! ~~~~wife not talking

Mot: . and Yet Even More Insight into that Marital Thingy!! ~~


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