Saturday Night TNT “Humor While We Wait”

TNT:

 

Mot:  A husband went to police station to report his missing wife

 

Husband : I’ve lost my wife, she went shopping yesterday and has still not come home.

 

Sergeant: What is her height?

 

Husband : Oh, 5 something . . .

 

Sergeant: Build?

 

Husband : Not slim, not really fat.

 

Sergeant: Color of eyes?

 

Husband : Never noticed.

 

Sergeant: Color of hair?

 

Husband : Changes according to season.

 

Sergeant: What was she wearing?

 

Husband : Dress/suit/blue jeans — I don’t remember exactly.

 

Sergeant: Did she go in a car?

 

Husband : Yes.

 

Sergeant: What kind of car was it?

 

Husband : 2015 Corvette Stingray 3LT with the Z51 Performance Package, shark gray metallic paint, with the 6.2 litre V8 engine with Direct Injection generating 460 HP. 8-speed paddle-shift automatic transmission, and GT bucket seats, and has a very thin scratch on the front left door… at this point the husband started crying.

 

Sergeant : Don’t worry sir … We will find your car.

 

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Mot:  A man is driving down a country road when he spots an Fellow standing in the middle of a huge field of grass.

 

He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that the Fellow is just standing there, doing nothing, looking at nothing.

 

The man gets out of the car, walks all the way out to the Fellow and asks him, “Ah excuse me mister, but what are you doing?”

 

The Fellow replies, “I’m trying to win a Nobel Prize.”

 

“How?” asks the man, puzzled.

 

“Well I heard they give the Nobel Prize to people who are out standing in their field.”

 

Mot: …….. YEPPERS!!!! ~~~~

Mot: . Ya Ever Wonder! – WHY –

 

Mot: … Must be Relatives out There!! ~~~~

 

Mot:  … My Kind of Gal! ~~~~~