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Iko Ward:  OMG 1069.2. We have broken the speed barrier….. And Crude about to cross.
The eyeguy:  iko, is this the stab we are looking for?

Iko Ward:eyeguy, let’s call it a slash in the right direction

Elmerf123456:  Check this out….wait for it…bonuses to be paid in ZIM!! 

http://zimbabwe-today.com/2015/12/business/reports-zimbabwe-government ​-suspends-use-of-us-dollar-bonuses-to-be-paid-in-zim-dollars/

OK folks here’s the point of that they were supposed to do monetize the concurrency now that they’re cutting off the dollar so much for the monetization it gives the credence in the validity to this in being a real let’s take the glasses off and look 360° the view was spectacular

If they’re paying their citizens in Zim that makes those real….. get it ?

Allstar:  Elmer this is huge and it started today

Fitzgerald:  I THINK THE ZIM IS WIDE AWAKE

ToddP:  Latest info from my source…we are still a go before Christmas. Intel was same on Saturday. Wolfy and Platnium have really great info that helped me to confirm.

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RichK:  Frank had a good call tonight…….Frank26 said the dinar will come out at 1 to 1 in iraq. the dinar should ri and within 14 days and then go international and then we should see a rv

TBirdd:  Frank also said they’re offering a little over 1/1 to get them in — & to get more USD Out .. (my take )

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Humor -While we wait:

SaBickford:  My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table. I asked her, “Do you know him?” “Yes”, she sighed, “He’s my old boyfriend. I understand he took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he hasn’t been sober since.” I said, “Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?” And then the fight started…

One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift… The next year, I didn’t buy her a gift. When she asked me why, I replied, “Well, you still haven’t used the gift I bought you last year!” And that’s how the fight started…..

I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first. “I’ll have the rump steak, rare, please.” He said, “Aren’t you worried about the mad cow?” “Nah, she can order for herself.” And that’s when the fight started…..

My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to me, “I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.’ I replied, “Your eyesight’s darn near perfect.” And then the fight started……..

My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, “I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.” I bought her a bathroom scale. And then the fight started……

My wife sat down next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, “What’s on TV?” I said, “Dust.” And then the fight started…

I rear-ended a car this morning…the start of a REALLY bad day! The driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF!! He looked up at me and said ‘I am NOT Happy!’ So I said, ‘Well, which one ARE you then?’ That’s how the fight started.

Skunkworks:  I should have known something was amiss when I asked my ex’s father if I could marry her and he started writing me a check.

Xrayokie: when i was eight years old i was walking on the beach looking for my parents looked for hours i finally ran into a policeman and said i can’t find my parents could you help me he said “Gee kid i would but there are so many places they could hide”

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