TNT:
Mot: A woman decided to give herself a big treat for her 70th birthday by staying overnight in a really nice hotel..
When she checked out the next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for $250.00. She demanded to know why the charge was so high “I agree it’s a nice hotel, but the rooms aren’t worth $250..00 for just an overnight stay – I didn’t even have breakfast!” The clerk told her that $250.00 is the ‘standard rate,’ and breakfast had been included had she wanted it.
She insisted on speaking to the Manager.
The Manager appeared and, forewarned by the desk clerk, announced: “This hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center which are available for use.”
“But I didn’t use them.”
‘Well, they are here, and you could have.” He went on to explain that she could also have seen one of the in-hotel shows for which they were so famous.”We have the best entertainers from the world over performing here.”
“But I didn’t go to any of those shows..” “Well, we have them, and you could have.”
No matter what amenity the Manager mentioned, she replied, “But I didn’t use it!” and the Manager countered with his standard response.
After several minutes discussion, and with the Manager still unmoved, she decided to pay, wrote a check and gave it to him.
The Manager was surprised when he looked at the check. “But Madam, this check is for only $50.00”
“That’s correct I charged you $200.00 for sleeping with me.”
“But I didn’t!” “Well, too bad, I was here, and you could have.”
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CandyKisses: CHUCK’S NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTIONS
Mot: …… Yeppers! – I Agrees!! – This One WILL Work!! ~~~
CandyKisses: IS ANYONE HERE?
Mot: … Needs to Set Me Alarm ~~~~~for midnight
CandyKisses: WHAT IF YOUR NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTION…..
Mot: ……. Fur Rent He is – fur say – $50 an hour ~~~~~
Mot: …… Fine Print!! — MUST Read da Fine Print!!! ~~
Mot: .. Last day of 2022! Hope you have a great day…
