Cutebwoy: Just now on presstv news full report on Iran entering market with exchange rate to attract investors
SassyD: Congress Is Wary of Chinese Deal for Chicago Stock Exchange — Feb 17, 2016 — http://www.bloombergview.com/articles/2016-02-17/congress-is-wary-of-chinese-deal-for-chicago-stock-exchange
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Sabickford: You can’t always control who walks into your life, but you can control which window you throw them out of.
“Money doesn’t buy happiness?” “Okay give it to me and I’ll show you how it’s done.”
You know you drank too much if you have to wait until your court appearance to find out what you did.
Sometimes late at night I dig a hole in the backyard to keep the nosy neighbors guessing
The phrase “Ignore is and it will go away.” does not apply to being chased by a dozen cop cars. Trust me on this one.
Not only is my short-time memory horrible, but so is my Short-term memory.
I hate it when you offer someone a sincere complement on their mustache and suddenly she’s not your friend anymore.
I don’t think I could ever “Complete” someone – But driving someone “Insane” sounds doable
I do have a serious side you know. I keep it out on the back porch in a cage and feed it crackers.
Might wake up early and go running. I also might win the lottery. Odds are about the same.
Sometimes the best revenge is to ignore them and be super happy instead.
Here’s my resignation from adulthood. From now on all decisions will be made by rock, paper, scissors, and all arguments will be handled by sticking my tongue out at the other person.
It’s a SCIENTIFIC Fact: Never tell a woman that she’s crazy unless you really want to see crazy.
Children are often spoiled because no-one will spank Grandma
There’s nothing scarier than the moment when you lose your balance in the shower and think “Oh God they’re going to find me Naked!”
Next time a stranger talks to me when I’m alone I will look at them shocked and just whisper “You can See Me?”
I may be a bad influence but darn I’m Fun!!!!
My girlfriend thought it was rude for yawning while she was talking. I wasn’t yawning, I was trying to say something.
Caution when someone tells you to get a grip, Apparently around the neck is not what they meant…Who Knew.
It upsets me when I plan a conversation in my head and the other person doesn’t follow the darn script.
If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple “thank You’ is all I need. Not all this “How did you get in my House?’ business.
Do you guys ever get a shooting pain across your chest like someone has a Voodoo Doll of you & they are Stabbing it? No? How about now?
I’ve got to stop saying ‘How Stupid can you be?” Too many people are taking it as a Challenge.
I have been putting a lot of thought into it and I don’t think being an adult will work for me.
A true friend is someone that knows how crazy you are & is still willing to be seen in public with you.
Lead me not into temptation….Who am I Kidding follow me I know a Shortcut.
A true friend is someone that knows how crazy you are & is still willing to be seen in public with you.
It’s going to be one of those days! The voice’s in my head are fighting. My Imaginary friend is running with scissors and at one point one of my personalities wandered off
If you Love Someone you should set them free, If they come back it means nobody else liked them. Set them free again.
I forgot to go to the Gym Today… That makes three years in a row.
I think I have the urge to get up and clean the house – wait no false alarm.
